The Dog Days of August - Day 5

Ouch!

Man, my head hurts.

Where am I? Who are y’all? What is happening? Where are we going?

Wait, I hear someone talking. Sounds like a cop. Oh great.

Don’t worry Mrs. Pointer, this guy won’t be bothering you or anyone around here again for a long time. You did a very brave thing, hitting him with that baseball bat.

Thank you Officer Schmidt. I did what I had learned in that class down at the Y. I played like I was blind and hoped he would go away on his own. It wasn’t until Johnny got back from the neighbors and startled the man that I knew I had to do something a little more … active.

Well, you sure did something alright. Cracked him a good one. Do you need any help cleaning up the mess on the stairs?

No, I can get it. Thanks for getting here so quickly.

A blind woman cracked me with a bat? And she wasn’t blind at all?

Oh great. The boys at prison are going to have a field day with this one. Just hope they don’t find out what I was doing on the stairs.

Fight or flight?

Damn it!

I was never good at multiple choice questions.